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'; printf( __('You are using the Flash uploader. Problems? Try the Browser uploader instead.'), esc_url(add_query_arg('flash', 0)) ); echo '

'; } /** * {@internal Missing Short Description}} * * @since unknown */ function media_upload_html_bypass($flash = true) { echo '

'; _e('You are using the Browser uploader.'); if ( $flash ) { // the user manually selected the browser uploader, so let them switch back to Flash echo ' '; printf( __('Try the Flash uploader instead.'), esc_url(add_query_arg('flash', 1)) ); } echo "

\n"; } add_action('post-flash-upload-ui', 'media_upload_flash_bypass'); add_action('post-html-upload-ui', 'media_upload_html_bypass'); /** * {@internal Missing Short Description}} * * Make sure the GET parameter sticks when we submit a form. * * @since unknown * * @param unknown_type $url * @return unknown */ function media_upload_bypass_url(/tag/tostadora/url/index.html) { if ( array_key_exists('flash', $_REQUEST) ) $url = add_query_arg('flash', intval($_REQUEST['flash'])); return $url; } add_filter('media_upload_form_url', 'media_upload_bypass_url'); add_filter('async_upload_image', 'get_media_item', 10, 2); add_filter('async_upload_audio', 'get_media_item', 10, 2); add_filter('async_upload_video', 'get_media_item', 10, 2); add_filter('async_upload_file', 'get_media_item', 10, 2); add_action('media_upload_image', 'media_upload_image'); add_action('media_upload_audio', 'media_upload_audio'); add_action('media_upload_video', 'media_upload_video'); add_action('media_upload_file', 'media_upload_file'); add_filter('media_upload_gallery', 'media_upload_gallery'); add_filter('media_upload_library', 'media_upload_library'); ?> No sin mi tostadora » tostadora

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Amor a la tostadora

El tiempo me está demostrando que la tostadora es un electrodoméstico al que se le termina cogiendo cariño. Hasta el cine demuestra que no soy yo el único que está unido a su máquina de convertir el pan en una crujiente y dorada (muchas veces chamuscada) tostada. El personaje que interpreta Paz Vega en “Dame [...]

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El PP pone la tostadora de moda

Algún fanático de la política ha dedicido poner la tostadora de moda. El PP regala tostadoras que tuestan en el pan el logo del partido, la gaviota. El resultado es que Google ha decidido que este blog tiene algo que ver con una noticia sólo apta para frikies. Así me he despertado y me he [...]